If I call you a loser or nerd chances are I really like you and think ur cute
If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit
Have fun figuring out which
when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time
parents: i want the truth
me: *tells truth*
parents: nope youre lying wrong answer
"why do you only show half your face in snapchats?!"
havin’ a shower with ur lover more like..
dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss
Tumblr should warn us when we reblog the same picture 2 times.